One day my baby is going to ask me why we had her? I’m going to smile politely and tell a tale of love and us desperately wanting a beautiful child to fill an empty void in our lives. Whilst being sure to leave out the part about one too many vodka cranberries, nightclubs and her dad’s cheeky smile.
The heels now live at the back of the cupboard, the sexy lingerie in the bottom of the draw, I rejoice at being able to shower alone and often find chunky milk vomit stuck in my hair. From nightclubs, 4am parties, booze, lipstick and bruised shins to play dates, smiles, nappies, sore nipples and our unit looking more like a day care centre everyday.
Becoming a parent for the first time is the biggest life awakening moment, which I wish I was more prepared for! Come along for the most amazing ride… Mumma Electric, baby bloggin’ one vomit at a time.
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“When Carly Electric isn’t typing furiously at her blog, she’s a freelance graphic designer, nightclub host, and social media hussy. Writing what she is most passionate about, from sex and relationships to the late night party scene, babies and motherhood. Carly is known for being brutally honest and forever sticking her foot in her mouth.
With enough life experience to fill a Police report or two, life has taken a few very unexpected turns for Carly. All of these things being said, she is self-aware, confident, vivacious, addictive, and a born entertainer. With no skeletons in the closet, no topic off limits, and having been around the block just once or twice, her words will have you cringing and laughing all at the same time.”